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The offside rule re-written for women:-
You're in a shoe shop, second in the
queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of
shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them
with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had
no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and,
*whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch
the purse and buy the shoes.
However until the purse had *actually been thrown* you are not allowed
to move in front of the other shopper - otherwise you would be
'Offside'...
And now all the other teams know why our managers
and coaches shout 'you forgot your purse' at the forwards! :oP
Did you know
Football
has now replaced netball as the most popular female sport in England
according to figures released by the Football Association. And by 2010, Fifa predicts that there will be as many women playing as men.
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10 goal scorers for Hunts Town 2005/2006
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Name |
Number of goals |
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Nadine |
4 |
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Tash |
3 |
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Sarah M |
3 |
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Sarah H |
2 |
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Siān |
2 |
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Scrivy |
2 |
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Amanda |
1 |
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Kerry |
1 |
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Steph |
1 |
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Tanya |
1 |
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Vicky |
1 |
Information was gathered from the league website if the information is
wrong email me and I will change it.
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oppositions Player of the matches for hunts Town 2005/2006
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Name |
Number of Times |
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Amanda |
7 |
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Anna |
4 |
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Tash |
3 |
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Kerry |
1 |
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Nadine |
1 |
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Siān |
1 |
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Steph |
1 |
Information was gathered from the league website if the information is
wrong email me and I will change it.
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